Saucetown News
Saucetown News


July / August 2019

According to insiders, your wife of two years has started to reconsider her life choices and is planning to file for legal separation.

Sources indicate that she is afraid to bring things up to you before she speaks to her lawyer (with whom she is sleeping) and that you will continue as if everything is fine, even though your marriage is crumbling without your knowledge.

Experts predict that you will lose more than half of what you own, but will find it easy to numb yourself emotionally, by dating someone much younger than you and buying a used BMW with what little savings you are able to recover.

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