Saucetown News
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GLORIFIED DRUG DEALER GETS ALL PISSY OVER FREE HUMOR MAGAZINE

January 2019

Barbara Eyel-Onestaria, owner of Eve’s Bean & Blunt, has recently expressed a serious objection to a harmless pile of free comedy magazines, claiming they promote alternative lifestyles and counter-culture humor.

"We’re a family establishment," Barbara told a Saucetown rep, while selling ground-down, dried cocoa leaves, heavily infused with concentrated, chemical THC, to an elderly person with a heart condition. "I’m just not so sure about carrying those."

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