Saucetown News
Saucetown News

MCDONALD’S SHAKE MACHINE IN WORKING CONDITION

February 2019

Scientists and statisticians were baffled last month, after a Corvallis-area customer requested a chocolate shake from a McDonald’s drive-thru, to which an employee responded with "Sure, will that complete your order?"

Although the world’s most respected physicists have yet to present a hypothesis as to how, or even why, this could happen, top government officials have expressed that the public should remain calm and indoors, as to avoid potential rioting.

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