Saucetown News
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NATIONAL GUARD CALLED TO DIFFUSE SITUATION AT POPEYE’S

November / December 2019

A nation-wide lack of available chicken sandwiches has led to a disastrous situation at several locations for the national fast food chain, Popeye’s.

In response, the President declared a national emergency last month, ordering troops to take extreme caution when engaging with agitated citizens.

As of press time, all Popeye’s locations are currently advertising a product they know damn well isn’t available, which is hurting the company’s bottom line, but helping several "public freakout" YouTube channels gain traction.

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