Saucetown News
Saucetown News
Sean Simmans Dot ComCharles Wayne, Producer


February 2019

As of Sunday, February 3rd, 2019, racism is no longer a thing, thanks to a polished, woke advertisement from Adidas.

The shoe company, whose large profit margin is due mostly to exploiting foreign children forced into extremely substandard working conditions, launched their latest commercial, titled Hey, That’s Not Okay.

In the thirty second ad, a Ku Klux Klan member is seen reaching for a can of gasoline to light a cross, at which point his neighbor says, "Hey, dude...that’s not okay," prompting the Klan member to rethink his bigotry, drop the gasoline and buy a pair of sneakers.

According to the latest reports, instances of racism have dropped by nearly 100% since the ad aired.

Sadly, Bed Bath & Beyond was not as successful with their God Is Watching You Pee campaign, which was intended to end the issue of men leaving the toilet seat up.

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