According to insider sources, area wine aunt and thrice-divorced jewelry re-seller Traci Jones-Peterson has recently enjoyed several forms of comedic entertainment and has yet to die.

"She’s alive and I know she really likes going to the local comedy shows," one source told Saucetown, emphasizing that Traci enjoys "funny movies, walks on the beach and is free on weekends, as well as weekdays and evenings, in addition to most afternoons and mornings."