Saucetown News
Saucetown News

HIPSTER PREFERS LAST YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

January 2019

According to close friends and family, vegan socialite and area hipster, Steven Smithey, actually likes the stuff he committed to doing in 2018, compared to anything he plans on doing this year.

"Everyone’s all ‘2019 this’ and ‘2019 that’ but I’m already so over it. Besides, I’m fine with my 2018 promise to stop using plastic straws. It’s vintage.

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