While many Oregon residents are excited at the prospects of new jobs at Amazon arriving at their doorsteps, many have complained that their careers are disappearing in broad daylight.

"I received an email telling me that my benefits package had arrived, but when I got to the doctor, there was nothing at all." Meanwhile, U.S. Post Offices in the area are now offering 401K, free massage, a two-year Netflix subscription and a baby kitten, just for inquiring about employment opportunities.