Saucetown - September / October 2019


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Community Voices: I Think I’m Finally Ready To Settle Down

As I approach my sexual prime, I’m finally feeling ready to date a good man. I’ve been through decades of bad boys and a handful of one-night stands that, while fun at the time, have left me feeling as if something is missing...


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Pizzafold (September / October 2019)

Pizza: Papa John’s (Salem, OR)

Model: KJ Brooks


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Cynthia Barley’s Wine Reviews

The wife took over this month...


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Saucetown Printable Poster: Halloween Safety Tips

Because you never know what you will find in a random goodie bag filled by several strangers...


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Life’s, Like, What?

Life, interpreted by artist Sean Simmans.


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Area 51...Never Forget

They could not stop us all...


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Saucetown Horoscopes

The stars are aligning and there’s nothing you can do about it...


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Mars Cafe #188

Enter into the strange and wonderful world of Mars Cafe, as documented by artist Sean Simmans...


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Date A God

Swipe up...


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Saucetown Ad Parodies - September / October 2019

Can you even tell the difference, anymore?


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PETA-Approved Terms For Self-Pleasure

Beat your meat? Never...


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Disclosure

Everything you believe is a lie...


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Saucetown Magazine Cover-Up: Wine! The Magazine

Easily disguise your copy of Saucetown by flipping over the last page, to reveal an entirely different (and fictitious) magazine cover...


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Simmans’ Page

We give our artist, Sean Simmans, his own page to advertise whatever he wants and this is what he did this month...


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