While enjoying a holiday dinner with his family, cryptocurrency enthusiast and worst goddamn nephew ever, Dan Corn, opted to quickly change the topic when Bitcoin was brought up, to a less controversial and more appropriate topic for discussion.

"So, uhh...how about that caravan of refugees or the latest development in Pope XXVII’s charges?" Corn asked, while his uncle muttered something under his breath about retiring late and never again listening to a thing his good-for-nothing lying nephew has to say.