A nation-wide lack of available chicken sandwiches has led to a disastrous situation at several locations for the national fast food chain, Popeye’s.

In response, the President declared a national emergency last month, ordering troops to take extreme caution when engaging with agitated citizens.

As of press time, all Popeye’s locations are currently advertising a product they know damn well isn’t available, which is hurting the company’s bottom line, but helping several "public freakout" YouTube channels gain traction.